Poor Man's Mad Libs

1. When I woke up this morning, I knew today would be ______full of events____________.
2. __________Believe________ me.
3. If I could be anywhere in the world right now, I'd be ____in my old room, in my house in London______________.
4. ___Pink_______________ is my favorite __colour________________.
5. I can't get ___The Temper Trap's "Fader"_________ out of my head.
6. If ____I am wrong______________, then ____you are too______________.
7. You should __just go________________ and ___leave_______________ me.
8. Fuck _____the bitches_____________.
9. I ____thought______________ you were ___better than this_______________.
10. Sometimes, I can't ___breathe_______________.
11. If only I _ was more brave_________________.
12. Last time we ____talked______________, I ___was confused_______________.
13. ____Reading______________ is the last thing I do before I go to bed.